Robinhood Smashes Q1 Earnings—Throws Another $500M at Stock Buybacks to Keep Investors Happy
Robinhood just flexed its Q1 results—beating estimates and tossing shareholders a $500M buyback bone. Because nothing says ’we’ve got cash to burn’ like artificial EPS boosts while retail traders still fight with the app’s crypto execution.
Active traders eyeing HOOD: The fintech disruptor keeps printing money despite—or perhaps because of—its love-hate relationship with meme-stock degens. Now watch Wall Street analysts perform Olympic-level mental gymnastics to justify the valuation.