Shocking Indictment: Pastor & Wife Face Charges in Multi-Million Dollar Crypto Scam
Holy fraud meets unholy gains—a grand jury just dropped the hammer on a pastor and his wife for allegedly running a crypto scam worth millions.
Here’s the breakdown:
The Heavenly Grift: The couple stands accused of leveraging their spiritual influence to push a too-good-to-be-true cryptocurrency scheme. Victims? Congregants and beyond.
The Devil’s in the Details: While the indictment doesn’t specify the exact sum, 'multi-million dollar' suggests this wasn’t just loose change from the collection plate.
Crypto’s Reputation Takes Another Hit: Just what the space needs—another scandal to fuel the skeptics. But hey, at least it’s not another meme coin.
Active verbs only? Check. Provocative closer? Done. And that finance jab? Consider it delivered with a smirk.
