Meanwhile Drops First Audit for Bitcoin-Backed Life Insurance—Trustless or Trust Us?
Bitcoin meets mortality as Meanwhile—the crypto-native life insurance startup—finally unveils its maiden audit. Because nothing says 'long-term hodl' like betting your death benefit on volatility.
No actuarial tables were harmed in the making of this blockchain experiment. The audit? Clean—assuming you ignore the 800-pound gorilla of 'what if Bitcoin crashes the day your family needs payout?'
Bonus jab: Meanwhile's CFO shrugged, 'Traditional insurers invest premiums in bonds yielding 2%. We're just cutting out the middleman—and possibly the underwriter.'