Bitcoin Bulls Charge as Trump Tariff Talks Fuel Rally Hopes

Trump’s tariff deal whispers send traders scrambling—because nothing pumps crypto like geopolitical uncertainty dressed as progress.
Key drivers: Macro traders pivot to BTC as traditional markets yawn at ’progress’ that’ll likely get walked back before lunch.
Technical outlook: BTC/USD coils near all-time highs, with derivatives traders placing bets on either a violent breakout or another ’buy the rumor, sell the news’ fiasco.
Bonus cynicism: Wall Street still can’t decide whether to FOMO into the rally or short it ’for fundamentals’—meanwhile, Bitcoiners stack sats like the apocalypse is always 3 tweets away.