Dogecoin Holds Steady Despite Elon Musk Dismissing Tesla Exit Rumors
Elon Musk shoots down speculation of leaving Tesla—again—while Dogecoin traders shrug it off like a meme coin’s worth of pocket change.
No sell-off, no panic—just another day in crypto’s theater of the absurd, where billionaires’ tweets move markets more than actual fundamentals.
Bonus jab: Wall Street analysts still can’t decide if Musk is a visionary or a volatility algorithm in human form.