Sam Altman’s Crypto Vision Goes Live: Eye-Scanning Orbs Hit Six US Cities
Silicon Valley’s favorite technocrat is at it again—Sam Altman’s global crypto identity project just landed stateside with a dystopian twist. Six cities now host gleaming ’Orbs’ that trade iris scans for digital credentials, because nothing says ’financial revolution’ like biometrics meets blockchain.
The pitch? A borderless digital passport for the crypto age. The catch? You’ll stare into a sci-fi sphere while Wall Street bankers laugh into their artisanal coffee—proving once again that fintech innovation is just old-school surveillance with a crypto bumper sticker.
Love it or hate it, the future of identity verification just got a whole lot shinier... and a little creepier.