Hedge Funds Go All-In on Big Tech as AI Frenzy Reaches Fever Pitch

Wall Street’s smart money is doubling down—again. This time, it’s not just a trend; it’s a full-scale migration into Big Tech’s AI gold rush. And why not? When the hype machine prints money, even hedgies can’t resist chasing the dopamine hit of triple-digit returns.

The AI arms race has turned FAANG stocks into the new Treasury bonds—except with better storytelling and way more volatility. Forget diversification; the playbook now reads: 'YOLO into GPUs and hope the bubble lasts till bonus season.'

Meanwhile, value investors are left sipping tap water at the kids' table, muttering about 'fundamentals' while algorithms and hype traders run the casino. The house always wins—especially when the house is a $2T tech giant with a monopoly on the future.

So grab your pitchforks or your checkbooks—depending on which side of the trade you’re on. This party’s just getting started… until the music stops.