Intel Stock Skyrockets as Trump Administration Considers Taking Stake—Is This the Next Big Tech Bailout?
Intel shares are mooning—and Washington might be the rocket fuel.
Government Plays Venture Capitalist—Again
The Trump administration is reportedly eyeing a stake in the semiconductor giant, sending traders into a frenzy. No specifics on size or terms yet, but Wall Street’s already pricing in the halo effect of Uncle Sam’s checkbook.
Chips and Dip
Intel’s been lagging in the AI arms race—now it might get a taxpayer-funded turbocharge. Because nothing screams 'free market' like a government backstop for legacy tech, right?
Closer: Bullish or Bullsh*t?
This could be Intel’s ticket to reclaiming silicon supremacy… or just another case of political theater propping up a flailing blue-chip. Either way, the algos are buying first and asking questions never.
