Dow, S&P 500, Nasdaq Edge Up as Earnings Steal the Spotlight – Will the Rally Hold?
Markets grind higher as corporate earnings dominate the narrative—because nothing says 'healthy economy' like companies juicing numbers to please shareholders.
Green ticks across the board
The big three indices creep upward, fueled by earnings season optimism. Because if there's one thing Wall Street loves, it's short-term performance theater.
Earnings: The ultimate market catnip
Investors cling to quarterly reports like crypto degens to hopium—never mind that most 'beats' come from lowered expectations and creative accounting.
What's next? Probably more of the same
Until the Fed changes its tune or earnings reality bites, this slow-motion melt-up continues. Just don't ask what happens when the music stops.