Trump Slams Canada with 35% Tariff Surge—Unleashes 10%-40% Rates on Dozens of Nations
Trade wars escalate as the US cranks up the pressure.
Tariffs Go Thermonuclear
The White House just dropped a trade bomb—Canada hit hardest with a 35% tariff wall, while dozens of other nations face brutal new rates ranging from 10% to 40%. No allies spared, no apologies offered.
Markets Brace for Fallout
Global supply chains now face a stress test worse than a crypto exchange margin call. Analysts predict inflationary shockwaves—because nothing says 'economic strategy' like unilateral economic warfare.
Goldman Sachs Probably Already Hedged It
Wall Street's algo-traders are no doubt front-running the chaos—after all, someone's gotta profit while Main Street picks up the pieces.