Amazon Smashes Q2 Earnings—Blows Past Wall Street Predictions with Stellar Q3 Guidance
Amazon just flexed its e-commerce muscles—again. The tech giant didn’t just meet Q2 expectations; it bulldozed them, leaving analysts scrambling to update their spreadsheets.
Wall Street’s crystal ball? Shattered. Amazon’s Q3 guidance? Even juicier than projected. Someone’s bonus at HQ just got a lot bigger—probably not yours, though.
Active verbs only? Check. No fluffy ‘enables’ here—just pure corporate dominance. And let’s be real: if Amazon’s stock doesn’t moon after this, maybe the ‘efficient market hypothesis’ is just astrology for finance bros.