Breaking: Trump Slashes Mexico Tariffs—90-Day Deal Window Opens as Deadline Looms
Trade tensions take a breather—temporarily. The White House just hit pause on its tariff war with Mexico, buying negotiators three months to hammer out a deal. No details yet, but markets are already pricing in the volatility.
Behind the scenes: This isn’t diplomacy—it’s a high-stakes game of chicken. Both sides know the clock’s ticking, and corporate lobbyists are dumping cash into D.C. faster than a meme coin pump-and-dump.
The cynical take: Wall Street’s already spinning this as a 'win'—because nothing says 'stable trade policy' like a 90-day reprieve negotiated via Twitter. Grab your popcorn.