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Meta Smashes Q2 Forecasts—Stock Soars as Q3 Guidance Crushes Estimates
Meta Smashes Q2 Forecasts—Stock Soars as Q3 Guidance Crushes Estimates
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Wall Street braces for another Zuckerberg victory lap.
Meta's Q2 earnings just dropped—and the numbers hit like a double espresso at a trader's breakfast meeting. Revenue? Up. Profits? Up. The stock? Rocketing faster than a degen's leverage on a 10x BTC trade.
Q3 Outlook: Not Just Surviving—Thriving
While legacy media companies beg for ad dollars, Meta's guidance suggests it's printing them. No specifics leaked yet, but analysts whisper 'upside surprise' like it's a VC-funded buzzword.
The cynical take: Another quarter where 'efficiency' means fewer janitors and more AI servers. But hey—when the stock's mooning, who checks the carbon footprint?
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