Meta Crushes Q2 Forecasts—Stock Soars as Q3 Guidance Shocks Wall Street
Zuckerberg's empire defies gravity—again.
Meta just dropped a financial mic on skeptics, smashing Q2 estimates with the elegance of a bull in a china shop. The real fireworks? A shockingly optimistic Q3 outlook that sent algo-traders into a buying frenzy.
Wall Street analysts now scrambling to upgrade models (and egos) after betting against the social media juggernaut. 'Beat and raise' strategy working like a charm—if only their metaverse avatars could mint real cash this fast.
Another quarter, another reminder that betting against tech's cash-printing machines is like shorting oxygen. The house always wins.