Apple Smashes Earnings Forecasts as Services Revenue Soars to All-Time High
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Apple just flexed its financial muscle—again. Services revenue skyrockets past expectations, proving even tech giants can still surprise Wall Street.
The Numbers Don’t Lie
No fluff, no spin: Apple’s services division—think App Store, iCloud, and that sweet, sweet subscription gravy—is printing money faster than the Fed. Record highs? Check. Skeptics silenced? For now.
The Cynic’s Corner
Let’s see how long until analysts ‘discover’ this growth was ‘priced in’—right after their clients finish buying the dip.