Incrypted’s Online Marathon 2025 Kicks Off in June—Because Crypto Never Sleeps
Crypto education platform Incrypted is doubling down on digital evangelism with its Online Marathon 2025—launching June 1st. No physical venues, no overpriced coffee, just 24/7 alpha for degens who think sleep is bearish.
Subheader: Why Attend? (Other Than FOMO)
Marathon sessions promise deep dives into DeFi, NFTs, and Layer 2s—because nothing says ’financial revolution’ like paying $200 gas fees to mint a JPEG. Bonus: Speakers include anonymous founders who may or may not rugpull next quarter.
Closing Thought: In a world where ’wen lambo’ counts as retirement planning, at least Incrypted’s throwing the afterparty.