Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: How 2025’s Volatility Shakes Up Investor Strategies
Bitcoin isn’t just volatile—it’s rewriting the rules of risk. Again.
Here’s what the chaos means for your portfolio.
The good, the bad, and the leveraged
Price swings hit levels not seen since 2021’s bull run. Traders cheer—hodlers? Not so much.
Institutions vs. degens: Who’s winning?
Wall Street’s structured products get crushed while meme traders YOLO into 100x longs. The irony? Both sides claim they saw it coming.
2025’s survival guide
DCA beats timing the market (again). Cold wallets outperform hot wallets (again). And yes—that ’stablecoin’ yield farm just got rekt (again).
Bottom line: The market’s irrational longer than you’re solvent. Just ask the hedge funds now stacking sats between martini lunches.