The Fed’s Inflation Nightmare & the AI Billionaire Bloodbath You Can’t Ignore

Central banks tremble as inflation defies the rulebook—while Silicon Valley's elite brawl for the future of artificial intelligence.

Here's why 2025's economic chaos is just getting started.

The Fed's losing battle

Rate hikes? QT? The old playbook's gathering dust as CPI clings like barnacles to a sinking ship. Meanwhile, the 'transitory' narrative washes ashore with other failed Fed prophecies.

AI wars go thermonuclear

Billionaire egos collide over neural networks, with more cash incinerated in one GPU arms race than some nations' GDPs. Spoiler: the only 'alignment' happening is their bank accounts with military contractors.

Bonus finance snark: Don't worry—your 0.05% APY savings account will totally keep pace with 7% inflation. Just ask the bankers buying yachts with your spread.