Bitcoin Soars Past $115K Again as Crypto Markets Stage Fierce Comeback

Crypto winter? More like a brief coffee break.
Bitcoin just bulldozed through $115,000—again—proving its resilience despite Wall Street's perpetual 'tulip mania' comparisons. The king coin's rebound drags the entire altcoin market out of the red, with ETH, SOL, and memecoins riding the wave.
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros clutch their spreadsheets: 'But where are the earnings reports?!'