BlackRock’s Ethereum ETF Smashes Records: $10B Floodgates Open in Third-Fastest Launch Ever
Wall Street's crypto crush hits ludicrous speed as BlackRock's Ethereum ETF becomes a $10 billion freight train—only two funds in history have gathered assets faster. Guess traditional finance finally found something shinier than their 1% expense ratios.
The ETH ETF Gold Rush
Institutional money is pouring into crypto like it's 2021 all over again—except this time, the suits brought their own rocketship. BlackRock's offering gobbled up capital so fast it left even Bitcoin's ETF debut in the dust.
Crypto’s Institutional Tipping Point
When the world's largest asset manager turns Ethereum into a ticker symbol, you know the game changed. The $10B milestone screams one thing: digital assets just got voted off 'alternative investment' island.
The Ironic Footnote
Funny how the same firms that spent years mocking crypto now fight to custody your keys. Nothing bridges ideological gaps like the scent of fresh management fees.
