Tornado Cash Trial in Turmoil: Roman Storm’s Defense Eyes Mistrial Amid Legal Chaos

Privacy protocol meets courtroom drama—Tornado Cash's legal saga takes a wild turn as defense lawyers play the mistrial card.
Subheader: When Code Collides With the Law
The crypto world watches as Roman Storm's legal team throws a wrench into the DOJ's case, arguing procedural missteps could sink the prosecution. No numbers? No problem—the stakes speak for themselves.
Subheader: Privacy Tech on Trial
This isn't just about one developer. The verdict could redefine how decentralized tools navigate regulation—or how regulators brute-force their way through smart contracts.
Closing jab: Meanwhile, Wall Street still can't tell a blockchain from a Excel spreadsheet, but sure loves charging 2% fees to 'manage' your crypto.