Google’s AI Now Handles Your Phone Calls—So You Don’t Have To
Phone anxiety? Google’s AI just cut your excuses—and your call logs.
The Death of Dialing
No more awkward small talk, no more hold music torture. Google’s new AI feature intercepts calls like a blockchain bypasses banks—smooth, silent, and slightly unsettling.
How It Works
The system parses voices, negotiates appointments, even fakes human hesitation ("Umm... let me check my calendar"). All while you’re stacking sats or watching cat videos.
The Fine Print
Yes, it’ll mess up sometimes—expect a few "dentist appointments" at 3 AM. Still cheaper than hiring a PA, unless you count the data you’re feeding the ad machine.
Last Word
Another human skill outsourced to algorithms. At least it’s not your crypto keys.