Bitcoin’s Quantum Doomsday? Radical Proposal Aims to Freeze Satoshi’s Vulnerable Fortune
Quantum computing just became Bitcoin's boogeyman. A controversial new proposal seeks to preemptively freeze Satoshi's untouched 1M BTC stash—deemed 'quantum time bombs' by paranoid maximalists.
The existential threat? Future quantum attacks could crack Satoshi's early wallet addresses, unleashing chaos. 'It's like leaving nuclear codes on a Post-It,' argues the proposal's author.
Purists are screaming heresy. 'Next they'll want to reverse my 2014 pizza transaction,' tweeted one OG bitcoiner. Meanwhile, Wall Street quant-bros are already pricing in 'quantum premium' futures—because nothing screams decentralization like hedge funds betting on doomsday scenarios.