Polymarket Shuts Down $237M Zelenskyy Suit Bet—’No’ Wins the Controversy
Prediction markets just dodged a $237 million bullet—or did they? Polymarket's ruling on a high-stakes bet about Zelenskyy's wardrobe has traders fuming and regulators circling.
When suits become speculation fuel
The platform's 'no' verdict cuts through the noise, but questions linger: since when did presidential fashion warrant nine-figure wagers? Another day, another crypto casino masquerading as 'market efficiency.'
Bonus jab: At least the house always wins—even when it's decentralized.