Chimpers Goes Full Degenerate with NFT-Linked Blind Box Gamble
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Another day, another crypto cash grab—this time with a side of manufactured scarcity.
Chimpers, the NFT project that somehow survived the bear market, just announced a pivot into blind box collectibles. Because why sell jpegs alone when you can sell mystery boxes of jpegs?
The 'innovation' here? Each blind box contains a randomized Chimpers NFT variant. Think gacha mechanics meets Ponzi economics—perfect for degens who miss the thrill of burning money on loot crates.
Will it work? In this market, monkeys throwing darts at a roadmap would probably moon. Just don't ask about utility.
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