Hong Kong Food Giant Raises $528M War Chest to Double Down on Bitcoin Bet
Move over, gold—this dim sum empire just went all-in on digital.
Hong Kong's culinary heavyweight just secured half a billion dollars to turbocharge its Bitcoin treasury. The nine-figure haul marks one of Asia's most aggressive corporate crypto plays since MicroStrategy's infamous shopping sprees.
Feasting on volatility
While traditional CFOs sweat over balance sheets, these food execs are stuffing their reserves with Satoshis. The $528 million injection—roughly 12,000 BTC at current prices—signals unshakable conviction in crypto's store-of-value thesis.
Wall Street analysts are already sharpening their knives. "Nothing spices up an earnings call like explaining 30% quarterly BTC drawdowns," quipped one sardonic trader. But for true believers, it's simple math: inflation eats cash, Bitcoin eats inflation.
The ultimate hedge? A wok-fired moonshot.
