Baidu’s AI Breakthrough: Cracking the Elusive Cat Code in 2025
Baidu's latest AI gambit isn't just chasing dogs—it's decoding feline minds. The tech giant claims its neural networks can now interpret cat behaviors with unsettling accuracy. Move over, crypto bros—the next speculative bubble might be in AI-powered pet translators.
How? Deep learning meets whisker twitches. Baidu's researchers fed millions of cat videos into their models, mapping meows to moods. The result? An algorithm that allegedly predicts Fluffy's next move before she knocks over your ledger wallet.
But here's the rub: While VCs foam at the mouth, actual cat owners remain skeptical. 'My tabby still ignores me—just like my portfolio ignores fundamentals,' quipped one trader during testing. Baidu's response? A 37% uptick in 'paw sentiment analysis' patents filed last quarter.
One thing's certain: In a world where AI generates art and manipulates markets, decoding cats might be the most honest hustle yet. Just don't expect it to moon like your shitcoin bags.
