Crypto Carnage: Bitcoin Crashes Below $100K While XRP & Dogecoin Sink to 2-Month Lows
Crypto markets bleed as Bitcoin—the once-unstoppable juggernaut—gets sucker-punched below the $100K psychological barrier. Meanwhile, XRP and Dogecoin investors watch their portfolios circle the drain, hitting lows not seen since April.
### The Big Dip: What’s Behind the Sell-Off?
No single trigger—just the usual suspects: overleveraged longs getting liquidated, macro fears creeping in, and that one whale who decided today was payday. Classic crypto.
### Altcoins Follow BTC’s Lead (Because They Always Do)
XRP and Dogecoin, the ‘we’re-not-memes-we-swear’ brigade, tank in near-perfect sync. Correlation? In crypto? Shocking.
### Silver Lining Playbook
For degenerates still standing: fire sales mean discount SATs. Just don’t cry when the Fed rug-pulls your ‘hedge against inflation’—again.
