Bitcoin Blasts Past $110K as Crypto Rally Goes Parabolic—Ethereum and Dogecoin Ride the Wave
Crypto markets are firing on all cylinders as Bitcoin smashes through $110K—just shy of its all-time high. Ethereum and Dogecoin tag along for the ride, proving once again that memes and smart contracts can coexist in this financial circus.
Wall Street analysts scramble to update their 'this time it's different' PowerPoint slides while retail traders YOLO into altcoins. The real question? Whether this rally survives the next Fed meeting or gets slaughtered like the last three.