Bitcoin as Corporate Treasury? Analysts Warn It’s a High-Stakes Gamble
Corporate treasuries flirting with Bitcoin allocations might be playing with fire—at least according to skeptical analysts.
Volatility isn’t a feature, it’s a bug: While crypto evangelists pitch BTC as ’digital gold,’ its 80% price swings make CFOs sweat harder than a leveraged hedge fund manager during margin calls.
The regulatory minefield: Gray-area accounting treatments and tax headaches turn balance sheet experiments into compliance nightmares.
Bonus jab: Nothing says ’serious capital allocation strategy’ like betting the treasury on an asset that moves 10% because Elon Musk tweets a meme.