Bitcoin Smashes ATH—Yet Dogecoin’s Rally Leaves It in the Dust
Crypto’s king just crowned itself with a new all-time high—but the market’s favorite meme coin is stealing the show with even wilder gains. Here’s the breakdown.
Bitcoin’s bull run hits historic peak
The OG cryptocurrency finally breached its previous ceiling, proving institutional adoption hasn’t drained its volatility—or its appeal.
Dogecoin laughs all the way to the blockchain
Meanwhile, Elon Musk’s favorite joke-turned-juggernaut continues outpacing serious projects, because nothing screams ’sound investment’ like a Shiba Inu mascot.
Wall Street analysts scramble to justify both rallies while quietly updating their LinkedIn profiles to ’Web3 strategist.’