Bitcoin Shatters Records: Surges Past $109,000 in Historic Rally
Digital gold just got heavier—Bitcoin smashes through its previous ceiling like a bull in a crypto china shop. The $109K barrier? Obliterated.
Wall Street analysts scramble to update their ’overvalued’ price targets—again. Meanwhile, crypto natives shrug and stack more sats.
This isn’t just a new ATH. It’s a middle finger to traditional finance’s ’mature asset class’ narrative. Volatility? Try vitality.
Fun fact: That $109,000 could buy you 0.0001% of Jamie Dimon’s dignity. Probably.