Google Drops Android XR Glasses—Gemini AI Does the Heavy Lifting
Move over, Meta—Google just blindsided the AR space with Android XR glasses packing Gemini AI. No gimmicks, no ’metaverse’ fluff—just a straight shot at productivity dominance.
Subheader: The AI That Sees What You Can’t
Gemini’s real-time object recognition and spatial mapping turn these glasses into a cyborg sidekick. Forget remembering names at networking events—your HUD now whispers career-killing gossip directly into your retina.
Subheader: Wall Street Already Hates It
Analysts predict a 200% adoption rate among tech bros and a 300% increase in VC-funded AR startups nobody needs. Bonus cynicism: At least the glasses can’t lose value like your crypto portfolio did last quarter.