JP Morgan’s Dimon Bends the Knee: Bank to Open Bitcoin Floodgates for Clients
Wall Street’s crypto resistance crumbles—again. Jamie Dimon, who once called Bitcoin ’a fraud,’ now greenlights client access through America’s biggest bank. The irony? Thick enough to cut with a steak knife from the bank’s private dining room.
Behind the pivot: pure profit calculus. JPMorgan’s blockchain experiments fizzled, but client demand keeps growing. When the whales want exposure, even dinosaur banks learn new tricks.
Cynical take: Nothing moves faster than a banker chasing fees—except maybe their PR team rewriting history. Remember when crypto was ’worse than tulip bulbs,’ Jamie?