MicroStrategy Faces Legal Reckoning After $5.9B Bitcoin Bet Turns Sour
Michael Saylor’s all-in Bitcoin gamble just got a courtroom sequel—because nothing says ’hedge against inflation’ like a nine-figure lawsuit.
Subheader: The HODL That Broke The Camel’s Back
MicroStrategy’s aggressive BTC accumulation strategy—once hailed as visionary—now faces scrutiny as shareholders cry foul over massive unrealized losses. Turns out, ’number go up’ theology works better on Twitter than in quarterly earnings reports.
Subheader: When Diamond Hands Meet Legal Briefs
The lawsuit alleges Saylor prioritized personal crypto evangelism over fiduciary duty. Because when your corporate treasury holds more volatility than a meme stock, even true believers start asking for receipts.
Closing Jab: Who needs auditors when you’ve got laser eyes and a 100x leverage mindset? The SEC may disagree.
