Healthcare Giant Goes Full Crypto—Nasdaq-Listed Firm Plots $1B Bitcoin Buy
Wall Street meets Satoshi as a major healthcare player bets big on digital gold. Because nothing says ’stable investment strategy’ like allocating nine figures to an asset that swings 20% before lunch.
Why now? The company’s CFO probably saw the Fed’s balance sheet—or just really believes in ’number go up.’ Either way, they’re bypassing Treasuries for the ultimate volatility rollercoaster.
Bonus irony: These are the same execs who once called Bitcoin ’a passing fad’ during earnings calls. Guess who’s passing the bag now?