Cardinal Prevost’s Papal Election Stuns Betting Markets—Wall Street Bookies Left Holding Empty Collection Plates
In a twist that vaporized algorithmic betting models, American Cardinal Prevost just seized the papal throne—turning Vatican oddsmakers into the latest victims of black swan volatility.
The conclave’s shock decision bypasses traditional European power structures, proving even sacred institutions aren’t immune to disruptive leadership shakeups.
Hedge funds that shorted the underdog cardinal now face divine retribution—turns out God’s house always wins.