Stablecoin Showdown: Senate Scrambles to Ink Deal Before Deadline
Washington’s crypto circus reaches peak frenzy as lawmakers rush to slap together a stablecoin bill—because nothing says ’sound financial policy’ like last-minute panic.
Behind closed doors, senators are cutting deals faster than a DeFi flash loan. The bill could reshape how dollar-pegged tokens operate, assuming they don’t get bogged down in bureaucratic jargon and lobbyist demands.
Wall Street’s already salivating at the prospect of new regulated cash cows—just don’t ask about that 2008 playbook collecting dust in their vaults.