CZ Goes Sovereign: Binance Founder Now Counsels Nations on Crypto Reserve Strategies
Changpeng ’CZ’ Zhao—fresh off his Binance reign—is whispering in the ears of finance ministries. His new gig? Teaching governments how to hoard digital assets like Bitcoin in their national treasuries. Move over gold reserves, the 21st century demands a volatility-powered piggy bank.
Why now? With institutional adoption surging, even bureaucrats want a slice of the crypto pie. Never mind that most still can’t explain blockchain without Googling. CZ’s playbook likely includes the usual suspects: BTC, ETH, and a side of his beloved BNB for ’diversification.’
The irony? The same governments that spent years threatening crypto bans now want tutoring from its most notorious alumnus. Guess when your fiat’s inflating faster than a shitcoin, even former enemies look like saviors. Just don’t ask about tax implications.
