SEC Kicks the Can Down the Crypto Road—Again
Dogecoin and XRP ETFs? Not today, folks. The SEC just delayed its verdict—because nothing says ’regulatory clarity’ like indefinite limbo.
Wall Street’s waiting game continues as the crypto crowd rolls their eyes. Meanwhile, traditional finance brokers still can’t tell a memecoin from a security—but hey, at least they’ll charge you 2% to mismanage both.