SBF’s Prison Shuffle: Downgraded from ’Victimville’ to Low-Security Lockup
Sam Bankman-Fried trades his martyr narrative for a cushier cell—proving even fraudsters get a softer landing than your average Robinhood trader. The crypto kingpin’s new digs feature fewer bars and more breathing room, because white-collar crime still comes with perks. Meanwhile, FTX creditors sharpen their pitchforks.