Bitget Wallet Unleashes Pump.fun Mobile App—Meme Coin Traders, Rejoice!
Bitget Wallet just dropped a game-changer for degenerate gamblers—sorry, 'meme coin enthusiasts.' Their new mobile app integrates Pump.fun's trading platform, turning your phone into a 24/7 casino for shitcoin roulette.
No more missing out on life-changing 1000x pumps while stuck in line at Starbucks. Now you can ape into vaporware tokens between sips of your $8 oat milk latte.
The timing? Impeccable. With meme coin volumes sucking wind post-peak, Bitget's clearly betting on retail's amnesia—because what crypto trader doesn't love burning money on cartoon dog tokens?