Trump-Musk Feud Sparks Crypto Bloodbath: Dogecoin Plunges 20% as Market Panics
Another day, another crypto meltdown—this time courtesy of billionaire ego clashes. Elon Musk and Donald Trump's latest spat sends shockwaves through digital asset markets, with memecoin darling Dogecoin taking a 20% nosedive.
Market jitters hit fever pitch as the two most unreliable narrators in finance trade barbs. Traders scramble for exits—because nothing screams 'stable store of value' like volatility triggered by Twitter feuds.
Meanwhile, Wall Street quietly sips champagne while retail investors learn the hard way: in crypto, the house always wins. Until next week's pump, at least.