Cetus Dangles $5M Bounty After Crypto Breach—Because Nothing Says ’Security’ Like Crowdsourcing Your Cybersecurity
Another day, another DeFi platform scrambling to plug holes after a hack. This time, it’s Cetus offering a jaw-dropping $5 million reward for info on the attacker—proof that even in crypto, crime pays (unless you’re the one left holding the bag).
Who needs auditors when you can just retroactively bribe the internet for leads? The irony of a decentralized project centralizing its crisis response isn’t lost on us.
Meanwhile, somewhere in a virtual lair, a hacker just upgraded their ’retirement plan’ from ’rug pull’ to ’whistleblower.’