Markets Stumble as Trade War Ghosts Haunt Wall Street Again
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Another day, another tariff tantrum—this time rattling the Dow with a 400-point nosedive. The trigger? A resurrected playbook from the Trump era, threatening 50% duties on EU goods. Classic case of ’trade policy as performance art.’
Wall Street’s Pavlovian response proves some reflexes never fade—even when the players are just holograms of past administrations. Meanwhile, crypto markets yawn and scroll past another legacy finance melodrama.
Funny how these ’market-moving’ threats lose potency after you’ve seen decentralized assets shrug off actual economic collapses. But hey—keep watching those tickers, folks. The casino’s always open.
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