Hyperliquid Whale’s $1.1B Memecoin Gamble MOONPIG Scores Poloniex Listing—Because Nothing Says ’Sound Investment’ Like Dog-Themed Tokens
A mystery trader with a $1.1B Hyperliquid perpetuals position just shoved chips on MOONPIG—a memecoin now vaulting onto Poloniex’s roster. Because why diversify when you can YOLO into cartoon swine?
Exchanges keep rolling the dice on meme assets, betting retail FOMO will paper over the lack of utility. Meanwhile, the whale’s playbook stays simple: pump, list, repeat.
Bonus jab: Wall Street still thinks ’blockchain, not Bitcoin’—meanwhile, crypto’s real innovation is turning JPEGs into nine-figure collateral.
