S&P 500 Stumbles as Traders Brace for Correction—Wall Street ’Surprised’ Again
Another day, another ’unexpected’ market dip—because clearly, no one saw this coming after a 20% rally. Tech leads the retreat while crypto traders smirk from the sidelines.
Traditional markets wobble as the smart money pretends to care about valuations. Meanwhile, Bitcoin hodlers keep stacking sats. Funny how that works.