Canada’s 2025 Election Shakes Crypto Markets—Here’s What Investors Need to Know
Political upheaval meets digital asset volatility as Canada’s election results send shockwaves through crypto portfolios. The new government’s stance on regulation—or lack thereof—could make or break decentralized finance in the Great White North.
Bullish or bearish? Analysts scramble to decode policy signals while Bitcoin whales place their bets. One thing’s clear: politicians still can’t decide if crypto is the future or just a tax loophole waiting to be closed.
Meanwhile, traditional finance bros insist ’this time it’s different’—right before checking their 401(k) balances for the tenth time today.