Florida Teens Allegedly Kidnap Man at Gunpoint, Swipe $4M in Crypto—Because Traditional Banks Move Too Slow
In a brazen heist that cuts through the usual crypto FUD, two Florida teens reportedly held a man at gunpoint—not for cash, but for his digital fortune. The alleged crime netted $4 million in cryptocurrency, proving once again that even criminals are ditching fiat for faster transactions.
Law enforcement’s scrambling to trace the funds—good luck with those privacy coins, detectives. Meanwhile, Wall Street’s still figuring out how to short this kind of volatility.