Wall Street Can’t Stop Chugging the Bitcoin Kool-Aid: Spot ETFs Rake in $5.8B in Just 3 Weeks
Another week, another avalanche of institutional money flooding into crypto—because nothing says ’mature asset class’ like chasing 300% volatility with your clients’ retirement funds.
The numbers don’t lie: Bitcoin spot ETFs just notched their third straight week of inflows, proving even Wall Street dinosaurs will FOMO when there’s enough zeroes on the ticker. Meanwhile, gold ETFs quietly hemorrhage assets like boomers realizing their ’digital gold’ actually moves.
Who needs fundamentals when you’ve got the SEC’s stamp of approval and a fresh narrative about ’hedging inflation’—between 9am martini lunches, of course.